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Hah! Told you so.

Sun Jul 16, 2006, 10:06 AM
Well, soon is such a relative term anyway.. There'll be more coming along, eventually. I may even put up some of the paintings I've been working on.

-ph

Pook-a-bee!

Tue Dec 6, 2005, 10:02 AM
There'll be more art coming. Soon! Maybe. Well, Um. Maybe maybe anyway. :P
Hmm.. No, really, I mean it. Honest.

Jark..

Fri Aug 5, 2005, 7:38 PM
I don't know antmore than what I've been shown so far in the way of evidence, and the conclusions I've drawn from that. So I'm reluctant to really make a stand so to speak, however, everything I've seen before and now, tends to support Jark in this. So... There isn't much to do but what I have. Continue to not update, but now, for a cause! vive la revolution!

Devious Journal Entry

Sun Jul 24, 2005, 9:55 AM
*whistling innocently*

Devious Journal Entry

Sat Apr 23, 2005, 2:18 PM
(I haven't really been inspired to making anything presentable lately. Naturally, my artistic side being properly repressed brings forth my other sides..) Inspired by Tom Lehrer's "That's Mathematics":


Counting:
1 sec: = 3.6 (average calculated by 5 / 5 from the count value of 5 seconds.)
5 sec: = 18
1 min: = 216
1 hour. = 12 960
1 day. = 311 040
1 week.= 2 177 280
1 mnth.= 9 434 880
1 year = 113 218 560

Ok, so while this one's math is BASICALLY correct.. it is horribly inaccurate, horribly inaccurate.. Do yuo know why? Probably.. That is: sleep. Even if you assume that a person is counting in their head, they will still require atleast 8 hours of sleep on average every day to keep their body/mind going. That is, you lose the amount of time every physical year it takes to count to 37 765 440. Obviously.
I cannot let this stand, and so.. I bring you the second edition:

Counting v.0010:
1 sec: = 3.6 (average calculated by 5 / 5 from the count value of 5 seconds.)
5 sec: = 18
1 min: = 216
1 hour. = 12 960
1 day. = 207 360
1 week.= 1 451 520
1 mnth.= 5 806 080
1 year = 69 672 960
1 year(calculated by just days) = 75 686 400

THis is still only an approximation though. As it does not take 1 second to count from 59 567 345 to 59 567 348.6.

Still, this does show one or two things very clearly:

1: The current calendar is wrong. (Do the math. ;) ) But then, we knew that allready..

2. You waste (very) approximately 125411328 seconds sleeping each year. Or by a different calculation that doesn't make use of the standardised calendar: 10490400 seconds. Otherwise known as 2914 hours. IF you sleep an average of 8 hours a day.

3. Never trust a mathematician. They're like lawyers, twisting their knowledge to their own evil ends.. *Laughs maniacally and scuffles off*

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